My Mind Goes On A Trip

"Please. What Tiffany & Co? I'll buy you Cartier :D" Such promises in life. :)

Taken by Emily Wong with one of her antique camera. McDonald's moments - the day The List was made.

I've been driving for almost half a year now. And thankfully, no accidents occurred and hopefully, none ever. I wouldn't wanna go down my car and mentally kill the other driver.

About two days ago, in some housing area, some cina (typical ah lian Chinese) uncle reversed out from his house without looking behind and knocked into my black rubber piece. Fortunately, the my car didn't sustain any damages.

While I was out of my car checking to see if there was any damage, I heard that uncle mumble to himself in Cantonese saying "Didn't you look when you were driving?" I would have let him off without even wanting an apology but I hate gutless people who mumble things to themselves. So my anger took over me and I was like "YOU BANG INTO ME AND YOU STILL WANNA TALK SO MUCH? CHAU CIBAI." Then he walked into his house.

Bugger. I hate uncivilised cina people.

Like how they say "is okay" instead of "It's okay".

I'm not righteous. I'm just right.

..And That's All.

Serenity. Love. Security.

You know you're pretty damn weird and out of society's "normal" behaviour when your father walks pass you and your sister in the supermarket, as subtle as possible making it seem that he doesn't know you and saying "Can you two stop being so weird, please" not as a request but as a statement.

The Sister who recently got the iPhone bought a cool application for USD 1.99 (or was it 2.99?) where it can snap four photos. So who needs to pay hundreds for the Action Sampler if you have that application and an iPhone.

It was The Sister's idea, by the way. I come up with brilliant dictator plans to take over the world whereas she comes up with ideas to brighten the world in a very weird way.

Pictures were taken when we were doing some grocery shopping in Cold Storage and there were quite a few people walking pass us.
Disclaimer: No one was injured in this event.

Someone Like You

Because of my cibai neighbour, I don't have a car. And I sprained my finger because of my last law paper. Wtf

I had to take a train for my 9am paper today because The Sister, after sending me down to KL three times, decided that she was too lazy and that the mornings should not be wasted by sending me to KL (cry).

I'm going to make her send me to my next two morning papers because whatever knowledge I had in my brain today about Law of Tort was squeezed out in the super crowded train. Think sardine can kind of crowded.

And today, I discovered that the crowd in the morning actually lines up while waiting for the train instead of just rushing through the door.

How amazing is that? I was so amazed that I actually text two people (my mother and a friend) about it. For once I see civilisation in Malaysia. Yes. Its damn sad that I speak of my country that way but its a fact.

And you know whats another surprising thing? I'm surprised that the people of Malaysia have yet to claim that they invented the principle of queueing up since we've been wanting to claim almost everything as ours lately (dance, food, etc).

Crime Mob

Its the giggles and hysteric laughs about the weirdest things in the world.

When everything is perfect, something must come along and ruin it. Something like this.

My stupid babi cibai pukimak neighbour rammed into my parked car and didn't say shit about it.

Why am I so sure its him? Because his lorry paint is on my car. Because his lorry was parked so close behind mine. Because he is an asshole. Because he is an asshole. Because he is a stupid illiterate asshole.

Even his sons are damn babi for riding their stupid motorcycle around the neighbourhood without helmets and speeding like some babi rempit. I don't care if they die, just don't kill anyone else. They almost crashed into my dad too.

I even saw the wife fell off her motorcycle at the junction. Why? Because the whole family is super babi brain, they drive like idiots and they are as intelligent as a doorknob.

Yes, I'm pissed.

Hot Sweat And Blurry Eyes

And slowly, I feel life seep back into me. And slowly, I realise that the world isn't that sensitive and dramatic towards everything and at all times.

Its been so long since I blogged about something that could spark hatred and anger if one does not have a good sense of humour.

As most of you non-ignorant Malaysian citizens know, our current Prime Minister, Dato Seri Najib Tun Razak, came out with this great theory of uniting the people called OneMalaysia.

Almost everyday in The Star newspaper under the readers comment section, you can see at least one mail addressing this OneMalaysia issue and how we can work together to acheive it.

I have an idea. And its to all you racist adults out there.

1) The next time your kid does something mischevious, don't threaten him/her by saying "You better behave yourself or I will call that Indian uncle there to come and catch you away." Or even worse, not even referring to the poor Indian man as "Indian" but "Apu neh neh".

While we're on this topic of using stupid ideas by parents to scare their kids, maybe we should call out to all parents to stop telling your kid that a tree will grow inside his/her stomach if he/she accidentally swallows an orange seed. Or any other fruit.

Its stupid how some parents let their kid continuously believe that Santa Clause is real and deceive them into believing that a tree would grow inside your stomach instead of choking. As if a tree growing inside you is worse than dying.

I hate delusional people.

Zie ♥

Law paper 2 in less than 12 hours and here I am blogging about nothing important. Haha.

Exam's so far so good. The hectic week has yet to come. And when it does, I swear the Hitler in me wouldn't be subtle at all. A day before the first day of exams, I was already giving everyone the "Do I look like I want to talk to you?" face when they spoke to me. I can only imagine the worst to come.

Pi may be old and losing his teeth but definitely young at heart. That dolphin was bought by The Sister in Singapore for 20 Singapore Dollars and that boy just decided to chew on it one day as if its 20 Rupiah instead.

When he first came, he used to run into the furniture when he was running with the dolphin in his mouth. Like head on collision. No kidding.

The dolphin looks pretty pink now, but when its all filthy with his saliva and dragged around by him, its blacker than his nose.

I came out from the shower last night to find my dad digging through his gnome bank (not a piggy bank because, well, its not a pig as you can see) and he poured out RM200 worth of 50 cent coins.

And the first thing i said was "Oh no. Are we that poor?" Then I went on to tell him about the Inheritance Law in Malaysia that I read on the Malaysian Bar Council website.

150 MPH

I still remember the day I buried my face into the pillow when I read the text message :D

Hello, everyone. Doing good? Yes? Good. No? Me too.

In less than 12 hours, I'll be sitting my Advance Level examination. A total of 3 subjects which is like 10 papers over the span of one month.

Picture above is my Statement of Entry for the exam. If you're observant enough, you may have spotted the 2 and 9 written in blue ink. My mother thought it would be a good idea to write the time of my exam on my Statement of Entry itself. Mothers.

So, why am i taking so many papers in one sitting? Why is my A Levels course only less than 9 months?

Because I'm sitting for AS and A2 Level at one go.

Why do I always do such things like this such as take 11 subjects during SPM when everyone else is dropping or just taking the minimal and I'm not one of those prodigy kids that can cope?

Because I'm proving to myself that I'm heroic.

100 cool points for me.

Bless me.